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Three vampires walk into a
bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the
first
vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I
vould like
some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire
and asks what he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like
some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what
he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like some
plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order
correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?" Read more about this joke.
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