catholic
Synonyms catholic

catholic

all-comprehending

all-comprehensive

all-covering

all-embracing

all-encompassing

all-filling

all-including

all-inclusive

all-pervading

broad

broad-gauged

broad-minded

comprehensive

cosmic

cosmopolitan
Examples of use word catholic Example 1Q: What's the difference
between a
catholic (synonyms of word catholic above)
wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A
catholic (synonyms of word catholic above) wife has real orgasms and fake
jewelry.
Read more about this joke.Example 2While the pope was
visiting the USA, he
told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge
to drive. The
driver was a good
catholic (synonyms of word catholic above) man, and would not ever dream
of
questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel,
while his
driver got in the back.
They were traveling down the road doing
between 70 and 80 mph, when a
policeman happened to see them. As he
pulled them over, he called in to
headquarters reporting a speeding
limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo,
the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than
the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The
policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the
governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman
answered: "No, someone even more important than the
President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is m
ore
important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly
wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I
don't know who is this
guy, but he has the pope as his
chauffeur."
Read more about this joke.Example 3I was walking across a bridge one day, and I
saw a man standing on
the edge, about to jump off. I immediately
ran over and said "Stop!
Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?"
he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you
catholic (synonyms of word catholic above) or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the
Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me
too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed
Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879,
or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To
which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
Read more about this joke.Example 4A
catholic (synonyms of word catholic above) Priest and
a Rabbi were
chatting one day when the conversation turned to a
discussion of job
descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in
way of a promotion in your
job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well,
I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the
Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can
become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the
Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's
possible
for me to become a full Bishop." said the
Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a
bit exasperated replied, "With some luck
and real hard work, maybe
I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the
Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots
and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the
right
places at the right times and play my political games just
right, maybe,
just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and
then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest.
"What do you expect me to become,
GOD?"
"Well," said the
Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
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