certificate
Synonyms certificate

certificate

IOU

acceptance

acceptance bill

affidavit

attestation

authority

authorization

bank acceptance

bank check

bill

bill of draft

bill of exchange

bill of health

blank check

certificate of deposit
Examples of use word certificate Example 1Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your
Dean
as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth
shut. I
knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my
true feelings,
so I remained silent for the last four
years.
But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the
Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a
ribbon).
Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch
what I REALLY
thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I
looked her
straight in the eye.
"Hey Bitch," I said.
"You're so damn ugly, you could practice birth
control just by leaving
the lights on!"
And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I
gotta tell you that
it felt just as good as I had imagined it would
for the last four years.
Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr
amed it, and hung it in the living
room, where it proudly exclaims
to the world: "In order to receive your
diploma, please present
this
certificate (synonyms of word certificate above) to the Dean of your college
after final grades have
been posted!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2An American tourist
travelling
in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was
lucky
enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick.
Included in the price was a
certificate (synonyms of word certificate above) of the skull's authenticity,
signed by Saint Patrick himself.
Ten years later the tourist
returned to Ireland and asked the antique
shop owner if he had any
more bargains. "I've got the very thing for
you," said the Irishman.
"It's the genuine skull of Saint Patrick".
"You swindler!" shouted
the American. "You sold me that ten years
ago," and, producing the
skull, added, "Look, they're not even the
same size!"
"You
have it all wrong," said the Irishman. "This is the skull of
Saint
Patrick when he was a lad."
Read more about this joke.Example 3Yo mama so old her birth
certificate (synonyms of word certificate above) says
expired on
it.
Read more about this joke.Example 4Yo mama so old her birth
certificate (synonyms of word certificate above) is in
Roman numerals.
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