chance
Synonyms chance

chance

a leg up

accidental

accidentally

advantage

adventitious

adventure

aleatory

amorphous

appear

approach

aptitude

aptness

arise

assay

attempt
Examples of use word chance Example 1A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being,
asks
sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde
replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother
had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't
you go home for the
day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the
day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains,
"No, I'd be better off here. I need
to keep my mind off it and I
have the best
chance (synonyms of word chance above) of doing that here."
The boss agrees and
allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need
anything, just let me
know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check
on the blonde. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde
crying hysterically. He rushes
out to her, and asks, "Are you going to
be okay? Is there anything I
can do to help?"
"No," re
plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she
said
that HER mom died too!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly
picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about
that: "When are you going to learn to be
polite?"
Bill: "If
you had the
chance (synonyms of word chance above) to pick first, which one would you
pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining
about then? The smaller piece is what you
want, right?"
Read more about this joke.Example 3There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions
to see
if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10
plus 11?
She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry
thats
incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her
another chance,
give
her another chance!" So the host agrees and
said, "ok how about 5
plus 5."
She answers and says 20. Again
all the blondes chanted give her another
chance,
give her another
chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last
chance,
what
is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her
another
chance (synonyms of word chance above)
give her another chance!
Read more about this joke.Example 4A businessman who needed millions of dollars
to
clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.
By
chance (synonyms of word chance above) he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an
urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100
into the
other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the
church.The
businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now,
Lord, that I have
your undivided attention .... "
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