chap
Synonyms chap

chap

abyss

arroyo

bastard

being

bird

bloke

body

box canyon

boy

breach

break

buck

buddy

bugger

canyon
Examples of use word chap Example 1A
chap (synonyms of word chap above) went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing
suicide?"
The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on
the
middle shelf."
The
chap (synonyms of word chap above) came back a few moments later and
said, "I can't find any at
all."
The librarian replied,
"Yes, it's awful. They never bring 'em
back!"
Read more about this joke.Example 2A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the
chap (synonyms of word chap above) is laying
half dead.
"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks
the
doctor.
"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight
tablets every two
hours!"
At the next bed the next patient also
appears half dead.
"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every
twelve hours?"
"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour,"
replies the nurse.
Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well
and truly deceased,
not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor,
"did you prick his
boil?"
"OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the
nurse.
Read more about this joke.Example 3A doctor had been attending a rich
old man
for some time, but it became apparent that the old
chap (synonyms of word chap above) had not
long
to live.
Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to
put his affairs
in order.
"Oh yes, I've done that," said
the old gentleman.
"I've only got to make a will. And do you
know what I'm going to do
with all my money? I'm going to leave it
to the doctor who saves my
life."
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