charge
Synonyms charge

charge

accountability

accounting for

accounts payable

accounts receivable

accredit

accusal

accusation

accuse

accusing

achievement

action

activate

adjure

administration

admission
Examples of use word charge Example 1Why did he cross back?
So he could
charge (synonyms of word charge above)
the client for travel expenses.
Read more about this joke.Example 2Fred and his wife Edna went to the state
fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in
that there airplane." And
every year Edna would say, "I know
Fred, but that airplane ride costs
ten dollars, and ten dollars is
ten dollars."
One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred
said, "Edna, I'm 71
years old. If I don't ride that airplane this
year I may never get
another chance." Edna replied, "Fred that there
airplane ride costs ten
dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal.
I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
entire
ride and not say one word, I won't
charge (synonyms of word charge above) you, but if you
say one word
it's ten
dollars."
Fred and Edna agreed
and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists
and turns, rolls
and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his
tricks over
again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to
Fred, "By golly, I did everything
could think of to get you to yell
out, but you didn't."
Fred replied, "Well, I was gonna say
something when Edna fell out, but
ten dollars is ten dollars."
Read more about this joke.Example 3A University had advertised for two
biologists to help in their
mammalogy department, specifically with a group
of captive grizzly bears.
They had only two applicants - a
beautiful young women biologist and an
older male biologist.
The
mammalogist in
charge (synonyms of word charge above) of the project knew that not everyone can
handle
working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their
skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen.
He first asked the young women to show him what she could do.
She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest
bear
walked up and nuzzled her bare legs.
The astonished
mammalogist then said to the old man, "Can you
do that?"
"You're darn right I can," said the old man, "just get that bear
out of
there first !"
Read more about this joke.Example 4A wildlife biologist is working in the
woods,
miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and
cat as
his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small
limp dog,
franticly runs into his camp.
"Please, please help
me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our
Winnebago is parked
just around the bend and we've seen you camped
here. We didn't
know what to do. We thought of you because we had seen
all this
scientific equipment laying around here. Can you help him?"
" Sir, I'm
not a vet, I'm a wildlife biologist," the young
biologist told the
worried man.
"Can you please just have a look at him, I'll pay you
anything you
need. I just need to know. If he's still alive, maybe
I can rush him
into town."
"Ok, put him here on the table." The
young biologist looks the limp
dog over, but its plain that the dog
is dead,, no pulse or signs of
breathing.
"I'm sorry
sir, but I'm afraid poor Willie is dead."
"No, I can't believe
that..... It can't be true...are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm quite
sure."
"I just can't believe that....With all this equipment, isn't
there
something you can do? I must be absolutely sure."
The
biologist called his big yellow cat over to the table. The cat
walked
around the dead dog, occasionally sniffing at the carcass. He then
looks
up at the biologist and let out a few weak meows.
"Well, the cat say
he's dead. Does that assure you?"
"No, I need more than that...Do
you have anything else?"
The biologist calls over his big black dog.
The dog circles the body a
few times, sniffing it every now and
then. After a few moments, the dog
barks at the biologist.
"Well,
now the dog says he's dead. That's all I can do for you
sir."
"OK, well I guess its true. I'll take him back and bury him...How
much do I owe you?"
"It'll be $650 bucks." The biologist tells
the old man.
"What??", replied the old man, "How can you
charge (synonyms of word charge above)
that much??!!"
"Well sir, I could have told you he was dead for only a
dollar, but
you're the one that insisted on the cat scan and the
lab tests!"
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