Free Online dictionary of english synonyms with 20 900 words.
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with identical or at least similar meanings. SynonymsOnline.info
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Example 1 A Martian lands to plunder,
pillage and
burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and
says,
"I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy.
We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you
think about that?"
The owner replies, "I don't have an
opinion. I'm a chartered(synonyms of word chartered above)
accountant." Read more about this joke.
Example 2 An auditor was examining the balance sheet
of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the
Pilbara
area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was
partly for
the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly
for the
thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of
acres. The auditor,
being very diligent, noted that the value of the
sheep formed a
significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew
that he would have to
verify that asset. He chartered(synonyms of word chartered above) an aircraft and
flew up to the station. The
manager was at the airstrip to meet
him.
"Hello," he said. "I'm the auditor. I've come to count the
sheep." Read more about this joke.
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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.