daddy
Synonyms daddy

daddy

dad

father

foster father

governor

old man

pa

pap

papa

pater

paterfamilias

patriarch

pop

pops

sire

stepfather
Examples of use word daddy Example 1A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his
mother, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the
slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought
you to us."
"Oh," said
the boy, "and how did you and
daddy (synonyms of word daddy above) get born?"
"Oh, the stork brought
us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy
persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by
now
starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy
handed in his paper to the teacher who read
with confusion the
opening sentence: "This report has been very
difficult to write due to
the fact that there hasn't been a natural
childbirth in my family
for three generations."
Read more about this joke.Example 2Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil:
daddy (synonyms of word daddy above) cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Read more about this joke.Example 3A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a
daddy (synonyms of word daddy above) long legs," her father answered.
"So, the
other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her
father replied. "Both of them are
daddy (synonyms of word daddy above) long legs."
The little
girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them
flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
Read more about this joke.Example 4Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because
daddy (synonyms of word daddy above) says
he'll
be a rich man when you do.
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