damage
Synonyms damage

damage

abomination

abuse

afflict

aggravate

aggrieve

amount

atrocity

bad

bane

bankruptcy

befoul

bereavement

bewitch

bill

blemish
Examples of use word damage Example 1There was this man who was in a
horrible
accident, and was injured. But
the only permanent
damage (synonyms of word damage above) he suffered
was the amputation of both of his
ears. As a result of this
'unusual' handicap, he was very
self-conscious
about his having no
ears.
Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money
from the
insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own
business, so
he
decided with all this money he had, he now had
the means to own a
business. So he went out and purchased a small,
but expanding computer
firm. But he realized that he had no
business knowledge at all, so he
decided that he would have to hire
someone to run the business. He
picked
out three top candidates, and
interviewed each of them. The first
interview went really well. He
really liked this guy. His last question
for this first candidate
was, 'Do you notice anything unusual about
me?'
The guy s
aid, 'Now that you mention it, you have no ears.' The man
got
really upset and threw the guy out. The second interview went even
better
than the first. This candidate was much better than the
first. Again,
to
conclude the interview, the man asked the same
question again, 'Do you
notice anything unusual about me?' This
guy also noticed, 'Yes, you
have
no ears.' The man was really
upset again, and threw this second
candidate
out. Then he had
the third interview.. The third candidate was even
better
than
the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he
wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, 'Do you notice
anything
unusual about me?' The guy replied 'Yeah, you're wearing
contact
lenses.'
Surprised, the man then asked, 'Wow! That's
quite perceptive of you!
How
could you tell?' The guy burst out
laughing and said, 'Well, You
can't
wear glasses if you d
on't have any ears!'
Read more about this joke.Example 2Does killing time
damage (synonyms of word damage above)
eternity?
Read more about this joke.Example 3Does
killing time
damage (synonyms of word damage above)
eternity?
Read more about this joke.Example 4A fellow decides to
take
off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes
at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After
leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.
When he enters his
house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes
off his shoes and
starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the
stairs though, he
falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That
wouldn't
have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint
bottles in
his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his
back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was
hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he
checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was
cut up
terribly. He then repaired the
damage (synonyms of word damage above) as best he could under
the
circumstances, and he went to bed.
The next morn
ing, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he
was
hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when
his
wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last
night," she said. "Where'd you
go?"
"I worked late," he
said, "and I stopped off for a couple of
beers."
"A couple of
beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got
plastered last
night. Where did you go?"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last
night, anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when
I got up this
morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the
mirror."
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