Synonyms 'c'
Synonyms of words that begins with letter 'c'
cardiac epilepsy
cardiac insufficiency
cardiac shock
cardiac thrombosis
cardinal
cardinal bishop
cardinal deacon
cardinal number
cardinal point
cardinal points
cardinal priest
cardinal virtues
cardiologist
cardiovascular disease
cards
cardsharp
cardsharper
care
care about
care for
care for truth
care naught for
care nothing for
care of souls
careen
careening
career
career building
career diplomat
career politicsPages:
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important to own an
equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they
went shopping. At a
kennel specializing in this particular breed,
they found a dog they liked
quite a lot. When they asked the dog to
fetch the Bible, he did it in a
flash. When they instructed him to
look up Psalm 23, he complied equally
fast, using his paws with
dexterity.
They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home
(piously, of
course). That night they had friends over. They were
so proud of their
new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they
called the dog and
showed off a little. The friends were impressed,
and asked whether the dog
was able to do any of the usual dog
tricks, as well. This stopped the
couple cold, as they hadn't thought
about 'normal' tricks.
"Well," they said, "let's try this
out."
Once more they called out to the dog, and then clearl
y pronounced the
command, "Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog
jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead,
closed his eyes in
concentration, and bowed his head.
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